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I think Tracer Bullet summed it up nicely: “A bullshit cracker fairy tale where everybody looks like an expensively-dressed hobo and talks like an English Lit grad student.”Ģ.

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Only a bunch of white girls would emulate a movie by sleeping with a homeless guy. But here’s the kicker: Juno inspired 17 white girls in the white town of Gloucester, Massachusetts to voluntarily get themselves pregnant. There’s enough pastiness in Juno to put glue factories out of business. How white can you get? Plus, Juno features a cast of the whitest of whites: Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, J.K. He is the cheese to my macaroni.” Come on. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet” or even “Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. Diablo Cody was clearly attempting to create a white person’s version of ebonics - “Yo Yo Yiggady Yo” “That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. Did you know that Quirk and Whimsy are signature white person characteristics? Totally true.

And only in a white movie would Jason Bateman ditch his wife for a Nirvana T-shirt? Homey, please. Only a white movie would glorify teenage pregnancy. Only a white person would think to give away a baby in The Pennysaver. People that watched these movies in the theater actually lost their tans during the course of it.ģ. Plus: They are based on one of the all-time whitest novelist, Dan Brown, and helmed by, Ron Howard, who is the whitest director in Hollywood (notwithstanding his appearance in a Jamie Foxx video). These movies couldn’t have had more whiteness working for it: Catholics. The Da Vinci Code/Angels & Demons: Are you kidding me? The Illuminati? That’s Latin for “White.” It’s a Bavarian secret society that is the clear forerunner for today’s whitest secret society, Skull and Bones. Sure, the big message in Crash was that racism is bad, but the real message is that: “Look! Sandra Bullock is racist, so we don’t have to feel so bad about the fact that so are we!”Ĥ. Plus, Crash is basically a movie created to make white people feel less awful about the fact that they’re latent racists. Plus: Interweaving storylines: A narrative device created for white people to make them feel smart. Even the menacing black guy, Ludacris, was billed in the movie as Chris Bridges, a name almost as white as Don Johnson. A race-politics movie written and directed by a Canadian scientologist, Paul Haggis, a guy who cut his teeth on two of the whitest television shows of all time: “The Facts of Life” and “thirtysomething.” It also stars the uber white Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon, Sandra Bullock, Ryan Phillipe, and the sometimes white, Don Cheadle. And without further ado (and based, in part, on reader suggestions), here are the five whitest movies of all time.ĥ. There are people, places, and even things that are just white - hell, there’s an entire site devoted to stuff white people like. Conservative Mormons in Utah are just as white as the NPR-obsessed crowd in parts of affluent Connecticut. It’s not restricted to political affiliation, religious preference, or even socioeconomic status. It’s difficult to define “Whiteness.” It’s like the Supreme Court’s definition of obscenity: You know it when you see it.

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